Messed up Nursery Rhyme ATC

You will have 1 partner and you will send 1 ATC.

The theme of this swap is messed up nursery rhymes. In this swap you can either (choose one):

A) Take two or more nursery rhymes and combine them into something amusing.

                               OR

B) Take a nursery rhyme and "mess" it up by changing some of the words to at least one stanza to make it messed up, funnier, silly, etc.

The other part of this is that on the back (or even the front if you can fit it), or on a separate note write down your messed up nursery rhyme. For example:

"Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, eating her curds and whey.
There she had a little lamb who followed her to school one day."

Just a short example of how you can mix up a few nursery rhymes.

Or

"Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as coke He was a juicy little lamb who was now as grey as smoke .

For naughty little Mary had made her lamb at home And roasted him so nicely, she ate him to the bone!"

Okay, that one is an example of taking the rhythm and characters of a rhyme and messing them up.

You can make these, cruel, silly, funny, dark, a little naughty (let's try not to be really vulgar or anything)

Please DO NOT copy down mine and use them as your own, please create your own messed up nursery rhyme!

I will ALLOW digital ATCs for this swap.

• Do not just stamp an image, colour it and say done

• No sticker slapping of course

• Only ATCs you have made yourself

Please have fun and be creative!

No newbies, 4.95+ rating, no recent 1's, no 3's that don't have explanations I will review low-ratings on a case by case basis and I have the right as coordinator to drop anyone from this swap, though I don't anticipate having to, happy swapping!

Any questions, just ask!

Please inform me if someone flakes on you, I don't want to let flakers into other swaps of mine.