tell me about your username PC

Since joining this site, I've noticed a few swap members mainly for their interesting usernames. I want to know more about them! For this swap, send one postcard (naked) to your partner with a message explaining your username. Why did you choose it, how long have you been using it, or anything that you choose to share regarding your username. Postcard is sender's choice. This is newby friendly as long as you have a fully filled out profile and completed enough swaps to have a 4.5 rating. No recent low ratings. No flaking please - I will remember your username! Ha ha. But seriously, send on time and have fun.