would you rather-adult version

just pick the answer you would rather do, no matter how disgusting it may be. all questions must be answered and "both" and "neither" are not accepted answers. ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````

Would you rather have sex with someone with really bad BO or really bad breath?

Would you rather see your other half in a porn video or your parents?

Would you rather cheat and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?

Would you rather wear someone else's dirty underwear or use their toothbrush?

Would you rather have a 1-minute conversation with your past self or your future self?

If you could reincarnate yourself, would you rather come back as a human or an animal?

Would you rather not have sex for a year or have it every day of your life but not orgasm ever?

Would you rather be constantly itchy or constantly sticky?

Would you rather spend the day wearing wet socks or spend the day with a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth?

Would you rather drink two litres of piss or two litres of sweat?

Would you rather lick someone's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?

Would you rather have a ten-inch long belly button that swayed to music or accordions for legs?

Would you rather be constantly naked or always have people watch you have sex?

Would you rather be just friends with someone you love or marry someone you hate?

Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?

Would you rather never leave the country or leave and never come back?

Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of wasps?

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with the person you hate the most?

Would you rather crap yourself once a year in public or every day in private?

Would you rather have vaginas in your armpits or an armpit between your legs?

Would you rather have a bell go off every time you're horny or never get horny?

Would you rather be the recipient of a bukkake party or throw a bukkake party?

Would you rather drown or burn to death?

Would you rather fulfil your biggest wish or resolve your biggest regret?

Would you rather drink a cup of your mum's period blood or your dad's sperm?

Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?

Would you rather be a feminine man or a masculine woman?

Would you rather have an STI and never pass it on or have everyone think you have an STI?

Would you rather give birth pain-free through your mouth or painfully through your vagina?

Would you rather know what your pets think of you or never hear them speak?

Would you rather be incredibly beautiful and incredibly stupid or very ugly and super intelligent?

Would you rather shout all the time or whisper all the time?

Would you rather be a tree that can feel pain or a snail that would never die?

Would you rather pay or get paid every time you have sex?

Would you rather be a homewrecker or be home wrecked?

Would you rather never have to pee again or never have to shit again?

Would you rather see the texts your ex wrote about you or have them see the texts you sent about them?

Would you rather eat a whole jar of mayonnaise or a whole tub of butter?

Would you rather pee every time you stand up or poop every time you sit down?

Would you rather be a genius that nobody believes or an idiot that everybody believes?

Would you rather be eaten by maggots from the inside out or ants from the outside in?

Would you rather meet the love of your life knowing that they'll die in a year or never meet them?

Would you rather have the best house in a bad neighbourhood or the worst house in a fancy neighbourhood?

Would you rather be a member of the Kardashian family or a member of the Obama family?

Would you rather live in the white house or Buckingham palace?

Would you rather live without music or live without tv?

Would you rather have diarrhea during your wedding ceremony or on your wedding night?

Would you rather live your life over as the opposite gender or start your life over as a kid again?

Would you rather have a 2-inch penis or man boobs?

Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake (up your butt) or sit on a cake and eat a dick?

Would you rather pole dance naked for your parents or make out with them?

Would you rather lick a strangers condom or eat a handful maggots out of a dead corpse?

Would you rather die quickly or slowly but not painfully?

Would you rather paint a wall with your face or your knees?

Would you rather have a runny nose for the rest of your life or cough after every word?

Would you rather have your brain transplanted into a robot's body or an animal's body of your choice?

Would you rather sneeze all the time or have hiccups all the time?

Would you rather die by a zombie attack or a shark attack?

Would you rather always forget who you are or always forget who everyone else is?

Would you rather be completely sober your whole life or show up to your kids' graduation completely pissed?

Would you rather have to say all your sentences backwards or have to communicate through charades for a week?

Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button in your life?

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

Would rather be able to speak to animals or every language in the world?

Would you rather Have one partner or multiple partners?

Would you rather Talk with me about someone you fancy or fantasize about it secretly in your mind?

Would you rather Watch a girl on girl or guy on guy video, to turn yourself on?

Would you rather Watch something erotic with me, or read an erotica loud, while touching me?

Would you rather Have it with the lights on or off?

Would you rather Pay for having sex, or get paid for it?

Would you rather have sex with my best friend, or with your best friend?

Would you rather Swallow or spit?

Would you rather Be on top or underneath?

Would you rather Have sex with someone or watch someone having it?

Would you rather Have sex in the morning or at night?

Would you rather Bring another person in bed or cheat on me?

Would you rather Receive an oral or give one?

Would you rather do romantic things or try out some new kinky ideas?

Would you rather End a first date with s#x or with a passionate kiss?

Would you rather be caught cheating or catch your spouse cheating?

Would you rather let your significant other sleep with your best friend or sleep with your significant other’s best friend?

Would you rather let your spouse date your best friend or your arch enemy?

Would you rather confess your crimes in front of your children or commit the crime in front of your children?

Would you rather have an incredibly annoying high-pitched voice or a really deep manly voice?

Would you rather have a full-blown moustache for a year or permanently hairy legs for ten years?

Would you rather give up your phone or only wear Crocs for the rest of your life?

Would you rather clog the toilet on a first date or first day at a new job?

Would you rather have an abnormally big toe or an abnormally big ear?

Would you rather be three feet tall or eight feet tall?

Would you rather have to be naked at work for an hour or be dropped off two miles from your house whilst you're naked and you have to try and get home?

Would you rather smell like cheese (which has been left in the sun) or a hamster cage (which hasn't been cleaned for a fortnight)?

Would you rather be a mad genius or popular but dim?

Would you rather a nose that never stops growing or ears that never stop growing?

Would you rather whip or be whipped?

Would you rather have your hair pulled or your back scratched?

Would you rather dominate or be dominated?

Would you rather have a cupboard full of sex toys or kinky outfits?

Would you rather sleep with someone on the first date or wait for six months?

Would you rather have unbelievable sex that lasts ten minutes or average sex that lasts an hour?

Would you rather your partner be kinky or romantic?

Would you rather swallow or spit?

Would you rather have sex with the light on or the light off?

Would you rather have sex in the shower or on the kitchen table?

Would you rather accidentally send a naughty picture to your dad or your boss?

Would you rather give up sex or give up food?

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex?

Would you rather be stuck in a phone box with ten snakes or ten tarantulas?

Would you rather say your ex's name during sex or your partner's best friend's name?

Would you rather have the face of a pensioner but the body of a twenty-year-old or the body of a pensioner and the face of a twenty-year-old?

Would you rather be funny but really stupid or boring but really smart?

Would you rather be famous or rich?

Would you rather find the love of your life or find a million dollars?

Would you rather be able to travel everywhere for free or eat everywhere for free?

Would you rather have arms as long as Mr. Tickle or legs as short as E.T?

Would you rather empty a swimming pool using just a fork or get in a swimming pool for half an hour with a jellyfish?

Would you rather drink soup out of a farmer's welly or from a binman's sock?

Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste?

Would you rather have your name tattooed on your forehead or have no front teeth?

Would you rather let a crusty old man drink milk out of your belly button every day for a year or drink milk out of a crusty old man's belly button every day for a month?

Would you rather fight a kangaroo or a badger?

Would you rather eat a wet loaf of bread or drink a pint of whipped fish?

Would you rather live in a world where you dance instead of walk or sing instead of talk?

Would you rather share a bed with a walrus or an eel?

Would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to see colors?

Would you rather know how you die or know when you die?

Would you rather the ability to change the past or see into the future?

Would you rather be magical but live on earth or live in a magical land but be normal?

would you rather find your passion or the love of your life?

Would you rather have an intelligent partner or a good-looking partner?

Would you rather it be summer forever or winter forever?

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?

Would you rather be stuck on an island for eternity all on your own or with someone you hate?

Would you rather lick a dirty trash can or the bathroom floor?

Would you rather have a magic carpet that flies or your own personal robot?

Would you rather be the worst player on a team that always wins or the best player on a team that always loses?

Would you rather have one eye in the middle of your head or two noses?

Would you rather see a firework display or go to a concert?

Would you rather go water skiing or snow skiing?

Would you rather eat donuts or candy?

Would you rather fly a kite or ride on a scooter?

Would you rather have an extra finger or an extra toe?

Would you rather only be able to crawl on all fours or only be able to walk backwards?

Would you rather be able to create a new holiday or create a new language?

Would you rather be the funniest person alive or the smartest person alive?

Would you rather be a famous singer or a famous actor?

Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?

Would you rather never have to shower again or never have to clip your toenails?

Would you rather have the chance to design a new toy or direct a movie?

Would you rather be ten years older or four years younger?

Would you rather be able to control the weather or have the ability to talk to animals?

Would you rather be a master at painting or an amazing dancer?

Would you rather live on the Moon or live on Mars?

Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity or be in a movie?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or have an incredibly loud voice?

Would you rather eat a raw potato or a whole lime?

Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?

Would you rather speak every language or play every instrument?

Would you rather live without a TV or without a phone?

Would you rather be a bird or a horse?

Would you rather live in the desert or on a deserted island?

Would you rather go on a rollercoaster or go sky diving?

Would you rather live in the sky or under the sea?

Would you rather have a hand twice as big or half as small?

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?

Would you rather always have to enter rooms by announcing your name or always have to do cartwheels out?

Would you rather have butterfly wings or a horse tail?

Would you rather have wings but you can’t fly or have gills but you can’t swim underwater?

Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the best athlete in the world?

Would you rather eat a beetle or get stung by a bee?

Would you rather be able to change the color of your hair whenever you want or be able to change the length of your hair whenever you want?

Would you rather live in a mansion in the city or on a farm with lots of animals?

Would you rather have 5 brothers or 5 sisters?

Would you rather be a unicorn or a pegasus?

Would you rather meet a superhero or a cartoon character?

Would you rather be an Olympic athlete or the President?

Would you rather drink sour milk or eat rotten eggs?

Would you rather eat a whole jar of mayonnaise or drink a cup of hot sauce?

Would you rather live without music or without movies?

Would you rather have a new cool shirt in your closet every morning or a new pair of shoes once a week?

Would you rather play in the snow in the mountains or in the sand at the beach?

Would you rather have a pet panda bear or a pet zebra?

Would you rather sweat honey or always smell like a skunk?

Would you rather kiss a frog or hug a snake?

Would you rather have lived in the 1870’s or in the 1970’s?

Would you rather shovel snow or rake leaves?

Would you rather play the guitar or the piano?

Would you rather not be allowed to watch T.V. for a year or not be allowed to eat any sweets for a year?

Would you rather have a car that can fly or go underwater?

Would you rather be the fastest person in the world or can freeze time?

Would you rather be trapped in a room with a friendly tiger or with 10 bumblebees?

Would you rather have a bucket stuck on your head or a cement block stuck on your foot?

Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline?

Would you rather be a doctor or a scientist?

Would you rather go to the zoo or an aquarium?

Would you rather be really fast or really strong?

Would you rather set the table before dinner or wash the dishes after dinner?

Would you rather jump into a pool of chocolate pudding or a pool of strawberry ice cream?

Would you rather have pizza or chips?

Would you rather have a pet hamster or a pet cat?

Would you rather have hamburgers or hot dogs?

Would you rather be an art teacher or a physical education teacher?

Would you rather eat a dead spider or a live worm?

Would you rather have really small hands or really big feet?

Would you rather read minds or be invisible?

Would you rather have french fries or chocolate cake?

Would you rather be a police officer or a doctor?

Would you rather play paint ball or laser tag?

Would you rather have a picnic in a park or on the beach?

Would you rather eat pizza for every meal or ice cream for every meal?

Would you rather have a purple nose or green ears?

Would you rather moo like a cow after every sentence or bark like a dog?

Would you rather live in the North Pole or the South Pole?

Would you rather have 3 legs or 3 arms?

Would you rather see a giant ant or a tiny giraffe?

Would you rather always be dressed up or always wear your pajamas?

Would you rather drive go for a drive in a convertible or a double decker bus?

Would you rather have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose for the rest of your life?

Would you rather only be able to wear your swimsuit for the rest of your life or only be able to wear pants and a winter coat?

Would you rather play soccer or baseball?

Would you rather be able to live 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

Would you rather go to the doctor or the dentist?

Would you rather fly a helicopter or a commercial plane?

Would you rather have breakfast on the Eiffel tower or dinner in a castle?

Would you rather give up eating sweets or give up eating fast food?

Would you rather live where it is always dark outside or always light outside?

Would you rather it be warm and raining or cold and snowing?

Would you rather discover a hidden treasure or discover a living dinosaur?

Would you rather go to the movies or go to a waterpark?

Would you rather be friends with superman or spiderman?

Would you rather go bungee jumping or go on the tallest roller coaster?

Would you rather go ice skating or tobogganing?

Would you rather constantly itch or always have a cough?

Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured shit or shit-flavoured chocolate?

Would you rather shit on someone or have someone shit on you?

Would you rather have sex with a hideously ugly person or a beautiful, fresh corpse?

Would you rather go bright purple when embarrassed or sweat so much you soak your clothes?

Would you rather fart every time you laugh or burp every time you cry?

Would you rather eat your family pet or kill your parents?

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