DRAMA WELCOME

[Humor, Creative Writing, Snarky, Dramatic]

Ummmmmm....

Hi?

Not really sure why you're here on my swap, because like, you have to be fabulous to be here. You know?

Anyways...If you think you're fabulous enough, then I GUESS you can join. But honestly? I've never even seen you here before. And I've been here for ahhhh-WHILE.

To be clear, just because you join my swap doesn't mean we're friends. Okay? Because friendship has to be earned. Friendship is a high honor, and involves lots of food and sprinkles. And like, coffee and cute little corner cafes with overpriced muffins.

Ugh, you keep distracting me with that confused look on your face. SO let me just get to the point. If you think you are amazing enough for this swap, then you're going to send one partner (notice how I didn't say friend) a letter.

But not just any letter, no!!!! You're going to write a letter about something small, anything, and it's going to be DRAMATIC and TOTALLY BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION.

Like, that barista last week who you're CONVINCED is trying to sabotage you by making you the wrong drink every time. UGH! Or that other mom at the playground who gives you dirty looks because you let your kid play in the dirt. Eyeroll Or that person at work who most certainly hides your stapler when you're not looking!!!!!

Like I said before, you better be fabulous to press my JOIN button. If you're not, I'm giving you the BOOT!

Ahem. Now, please go away. I have very important things to do like filing my nails, being snarky, and rolling my eyes.

FOR THE CONFUSED:

• If you were insulted by the above, please know it was meant to be funny and is not a personal attack. Also, please leave my page before it gets worse. BYEEEEEEEEEEE! <3

• I keep seeing "NO DRAMA" at the bottom of swaps. Booooooooo! So I thought, how fun would it be to do a swap WITH drama?!

• Think of the most ridiculous situation and turn it into a dramatic letter! Buuuuut, don't be mean or insult your swap partner personally. The goal is to make your partner laugh really hard!!! Be CREATIVE!

• This is meant to be a snarky, hilarious letter, which is talking directly to your partner as if they're the person you have (pretend) drama with. LET IT ALL OUT, GURRRL.

• Use the word "you" like I did above - make it "personal". Dish out the dirt and release your inner drama queen!

• Please pick basic topics; the complicated part should be all the drama you add to it. Duh.

• Avoid anything racist, religion-based, etc. If you're unsure about a topic, then choose a different one. Use your dang judgment!!! The goal is to stir up the pot, not spill the boiling soup on your partner's lap! Jeez, have some class!

• Avoid real life names or events; you're supposed to make it all up, honey, that's what drama is all about.

• Be specific! Like someone who stepped on your toe today, or an imaginary person who egged your car, or that lady who lives two houses down and watches you every morning as you pull out of the driveway to leave. RUDE

• Don't contact me about the swap. I mean it. Seriously. Like, just don't sign up if you can't handle it. If your partner flakes, I will NOT be an angel. I'm just not born to be an angel..... You understand, right?!

Sincerely, Brat