Dang That Postcard's Kinda Effed Up

This swap is heavily inspired by "Well That Postcard's Kinda Weird," but is for those cards that may be a bit more risque or have a greater potential to not be as well-received.

Do you have a postcard that you look at and think, "Dang, that postcard's kinda effed up?" Perfect, then this swap is for you! You will send one postcard that is absurd, surreal, grotesque, distasteful, mildly obscene, uncomfortable to look at, offensive, etc to one partner. Write whatever you would like on the back, but please put more than "happy swapping!" -- try to make it a bit interesting. Include swap name and your username for easy rating. Send naked. That's it!

Storebought and Zazzle are ok, please no handmade/free/ad cards.

What's not allowed: anything inciting violence, promotion of illegal activities, real life depictions of illegal activities, hate speech, disinformation, anything that unfairly depicts or disparages a protected class or is intended to offend or mock someone on the basis of their inclusion in a protected class (race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability). Basically, don't get your partner put on a watch list and don't break site rules. If you're unsure, message me or your partner.

Likewise, please don't sign up if you're not in a position to receive something potentially a bit eyebrow-raising without an envelope.

No recent 1's or 3's. 10 completed and rated type 2 or 3 swaps minimum, must sign on within 3 days of assigning partners. I may ban anyone at my discretion. I'll angel after you attempt to work it out and rate a 1. Please rate a 5 if your card meets swap requirements even if you were offended or didn't like it, that's literally built into the description as a possibility.

Have fun and happy swapping!