Crack me up postcard swap

We all need a laugh now and then, right? For this swap, send each of your two partners a postcard (store-bought new or sturdy handmade) that makes you laugh. Anything from mildly amusing to fall-down funny is fine! Write the swap name and your personal swap-bot handle on the back of the card, and explain (if necessary) why it makes you laugh. Swappers with a minimum 4.85 rating or better and no recent no-sends welcome. Newbies okay too, as long as you have a well completed profile. I will angel if need be, but shouldn't have to as flakers are NOT funny!