Inappropriate Humor Christmas Card/Postcard #2

Happy holidays, swappers!

This swap is for anyone with holiday greetings that aren't quite PG like the other cards on the mantle. For this swap, send your partner a notecard or postcard that has some inappropriate humor on the front. Store-bought only unless your partner is okay with handmade/Zazzle (in which case, please comment below). And please write more than a simple message--spread holiday cheer and fill the card as much as you can!

Technical Specs:

Rating requirement is 4.9, and I will thoroughly check profiles and will ban anyone with recent & unresolved 3's and 1's. Newbies must have a well-filled out profile (meaning I should be able to scroll through your page) and at least 15 Type 2 or 3 ratings. Do NOT sign up for this swap if you will not send. Don't flake!

Join the first one here: Inappropriate Humor Christmas Card/Postcard #1