Funny Animal Questions #1

These are funny animal questions and I hope to read all of your funny answers! Three partners for this swap!

1. If animals could talk, which one do you think would complain the most about their day?

2. What do you think cats dream about during their epic naps?

3. If squirrels organized an Olympics, what events would they have?

4. Do you think penguins ever get jealous of birds that can fly?

5. If animals had their own social media, what kind of posts would we see from them?

6. What would be the title of the autobiography of a lazy house cat?

7. If you had to choose an animal to be your personal bodyguard, which one would you pick?

8. Do you think dogs secretly judge us for not being able to sniff out everything they can?

9. If animals could wear clothes, which animal would have the best fashion sense?

10. If a group of owls started a band, what would their music style be?

11. If you could have a conversation with any animal, which one would you choose, and what would you talk about?

12. What do you think squirrels gossip about when they chatter to each other in the trees?

13. If elephants played hide-and-seek, where do you think they'd hide?

14. What do you imagine a llama would say if you asked it about the meaning of life?

15. If you could swap places with any animal for a day, which one would it be, and why?

I allow newbies for this swap, but I don't want to see recent 1’s or 3’s. Automatic filter will be at 4.98.