Only at a Thrift Store! letter

I love love LOVE going to thrift stores. However, I have way too much junk. In this swap you will go to a thrift store and be a secret shopper. No buying involved. You will send your partner a description of ten things that you found that you think are the strangest things available. Think about the history of the object. Who gave it to the store? What would you use it for? Add your own humorous comments. International and newbies welcome.