kymbix

I'm basically a unicorn trapped in a human body. That is to say, I can poop rainbows if the mood strikes me, but I can also gore you to death with my sparkly razor-sharp horn. I'll look pretty awesome doing either one.

Tattoo Art, Day of the Dead / Dia de los Muertos, Dogs, Nerdy Booky Stuff, Beer, Retro and Vintage, Things that remind me of my youth, Music (good and bad), Sushi Cruiser bikes Cool things that hang outside

Hardcore Conservative Views, Mean People, Milk, Ketchup, Brendan Fraser

A friend of mine has been participating for a while now, and she talked it up! I like getting things in the mail that aren't bills or junk.

I do lots of artsy/craftsy stuff, with varying levels of success. I'm a Graphic Designer and a Glassblower by trade, but I also dabble in recycled/upcycled goods and other such things. I can crochet a little, but it's nothing to write home about.

I'm 37 going on 12. Fart Jokes amuse me. Actual farts... well... not so much. I've been married since 2003 and we have a 2.5 year old son who's pretty much the coolest kid on the planet. I also have a dog, Lilly, who is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in bacon. She wouldn't have it any other way.