I would join this swap if... Round 4!

Yup. I have a lovely new apartment, a fabulous new job, and I'm feeling fantastic. This needs to stop.... and I need your help! Start telling me how awful I am and how much you hate my ass face.

I won't join this swap because it is stupid and I can't say mean stuff to people - lets face it - isn't that the only reason we join swaps - so we can bash others and bring them down to earth????

It is stupid! And the hostess smells like a wet tent. Blech.

I would not know how the hostess smells - but how dare she make it international! Does she know how much that could cost with 5 partners?????

If she were a real hostess, she would have made it intergalactic.

I would join this swap if the hostess weren't Canadian. Ugh. Also, I think we should all get rainbow unicorns for signing up...and since we won't, I'm sure, I'm definitely not in.

I would totally join this swap if it had steam punk in the description... or could at least tell me if it's one word or 2. it also needs to tell me what the difference is between a smash book, a junk journal, and an art journal, and tell me if my tube of rub n buff is expired... or why it just keeps pouring turpentine. also, it needs my partner to send me a 95 page letter (not 94 or 96. it HAS to be 95!) that is bright and cheery, to make my life happier, but allows me to write one word on an old receipt for toilet paper, and mail that... and I must get a heart for bothering to send!

also, Jaichan has to make the cadbury cream egg stuffed haddock, dang it! I must see this... ! and come to my house and cook for me!

Ha! Another thing, the hostess is always coming up with TERRIBLE recipes, and never updates her chef page on Facebook. Eep!

I would joint this swap if it were a package swap where 16 people send me wonderful items from my wishlist and my etsy fave, or at least sent me gift cards to craft stores. Plus they would have to include an art journal detailing how wonderful I am.

I would join this swap if the hostess had started it when I asked her about it the FIRST TIME. She waited much too long, and now I'm simply not interested in joining a swap where you don't have to do anything but complain. And just for the record, a wet tent smells much better than a sink full of dirty dishes so things could always be worse.

Hahaha! To be honest, even though my apartment is in disarray right now, there are no dirty dishes in my sink!

Honestly, if the hostess hadn't waited so long to get some bookcases, her apartment wouldn't look like a crime scene. If she can't sort out bookcases, how can she be expected to run a swap?

Oooh intergalactic sounds great! Yeah I would join if she changed it to that.... but only if she promises that I get no one from Earth!

I'll join if she promises that I'll only get people FROM Earth. I don't want to think about the cost of shipping my rainbow unicorns to Mars and such!

I hear prices to Pluto are cheap now that it isn't a planet.

Id join but it doesn't say what peoples ratings are to he in order to join you would think with a swap description so long as this one that the host would have covered it all. I am not about to risk my rating with someone so careless. I also don't like the fact it doesn't have a picture to show me what this swap should look like. Pffff ;)

I'm not sure it's safe to join this swap. The hostess has no 1s, no 3s, and 84 freakin' hearts!

If I do join, I'll expect my partner to stand on her head and sing "I Feel Pretty" while she makes my item - because she WILL handmake it, and I WILL know if she didn't sing.

Plus, she had better send me tons of extra stuff if she wants me to even THINK about giving her a heart, though I probably still won't. I'll most likely just put some snide comment about how it was late according to the post stamp or something, and state that at least I didn't get flaked on. Then I'll be sure to change the "5" rating to a "3" if she ever responds. I'm just nice like that.

I don't join swaps that are posted on Fridays. Don't you know I have better things to do on Fridays? If you repost this on another day I will consider it but by now am pouting most likely won't join no matter what you do.

I would join this swap except that someone mentioned rainbow unicorns, and the last time that happened an absolutely hideous rainbow unicorn picture was posted in the swap comments. So I would only join this swap if the hostess could guarantee that no naked intergalactic space rainbow unicorns will show up. Even if she has to fend them off with a fork. (But I hear she's a little bit crazy, so the nurses only give her spoons to eat with, which makes her useless as a host . . .)

I would join this swap except that the hostess feels it is acceptable to write "Get commentin'!" instead of "Get commenting!". Clearly anyone who is too lazy to write the "g" in commenting and substitutes an apostrophe will pay little to no attention to detail. For shame!

I'd join this swap except that I'm not sure what I'd be getting. I mean, that picture of the angry women... do I have to make that face or something? Will I be getting her in the mail? I'm going to need better directions than the current description.

Seriously? HAVE YOU SEEN MY APARTMENT? Who thought it was a good idea to teach me how to read? I NEED TO GET MY BOOKS SORTED! But, nooooooooooo, you demanding lot keep calling me back to check up on this swap. LEAVE ME IN PEACE to sing along to Jesus Christ Superstar and sort out my living room.

I would join this swap if the angry looking woman was wearing a red t-shirt though. I like red.

Are handmade comments allowed?

I would join this swap if better packaging requirements were in place. I hate it when my partner's swap comments arrive all bent and damaged. You should make them sandwich their comments between some sheets of cardboard, and tape the edges.

I would join this swap if it wasn't such a stupid idea. I think I deserve to receive something in the mail because I am just that awesome.

I wish this swap wasn't international. $1.05 for one comment is pretty ridiculous. Plus if I have five international partners, I mean come on, I'm not made out of money.

Can I get my comments written only in red? That's my favorite color and all other colors are lame.

Can I please get delivery comfirmation on this?

I would join this swap, but comments about Naked Intergalactic Unicorns are against my religion. sigh

I would join this swap if we had more than two days to get the work done. I mean, for crying out loud, I have a real life outside of Swap-Bot!

^ __ ^ I don't! And my comment is all ready to go. When do we get partners? How do I know who I send to?

It isn't even two days! I mean, if sign-up is on April 9 then she can assign partner on April 10 only, and sent-by is April 11, that means at most one day to send our comments! At most I said - it is international, so poor swappers in Australia will have maybe 8 hours before sent-by ends! It is way too short time to write a comment before sign-ups end!

At least it isn't intergalactic - if I looked it up correctly and calculated correctly, even the nearest other galaxy is 9 light days away, so even an e-mail would take 9 days!

Anyway, I won't join this swap if the sent-by date is not extended.

Also, I really think that people who write heavily used comments (like, half a dozen people have written them in each of the round of this swap) should be banned. I don't want these old comments that aren't funny at all anymore.

By the way, please read my profile CAREFULLY before commenting! I'm so sick of receiving cheap teacher reward comments!

I would join this swap, but I live on Jupiter - my planet's bigger than yours - nah nah nanah nah!

I will join this swap only if the hostess sends me a bottle of red wine. FAST! 'cos I just smashed a bottle on the kitchen floor and that was the last one and tonights dinner is special! Oh and the wine must be here within the next half hour 'coos that's when dinner will be ready and I'm not sharing it with an intergalactal pink unicorn so don't send me one of those or I won't join your swap!!!!!

I would join... but this swap is sooo 1990!

Is it okay to send free advertisement comments?

En1@rg3 y0ur m3mb3r!

I would join this swap if the title was much longer and had lots of odd characters that are difficult to hand write! But it isn't and it doesn't, so I won't - so there!

I dont like that people can join who can send emails in light-speed!

I would join! If I receive a rainbow unicorn per mail! But I know I never get anyTHING I WANT! (sadface) (cry) (Rumpelstilzchen)

Marco

I would join this swap, but now everyone thinks I'm nasty - and I'm NOT sharing my secret about how to send lightspeed emails either!

PFF THIS SWAP IS FULL OF LIGHT-SNOBS!

And why cant we send lottery tickets????

I would join this swap if I could request turquoise comments instead of orange comments.

I would join this swap if I could stop laughing long enough to type a comment!

Can we request winning lottery tickets only?

Ha I bet you would!

I would join this swap if "someone" knew how to spell "peace"! (lol - I nearly fell off my chair laughing!)

Wait a minute... I wold join this swap, but everyone who has signed up is on my blOcked list and I don't want to be their partner! I demand you ban them all from this swap immediately.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i would join this swap as long as somebody sends along a recipe on how to cook rainbow unicorns

polo

Eew - I'm definitely NOT joining a swap with someone who cooks rainbow unicorns!

@Fatherted PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF has a T on the end. FYI. =D

Hm no. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF out loud. No T when i make that sound^^

Silent but violent hmmm?

Maybe I have an accent? Being a Jersey Girl and all....

well, I'm not joining a swap where the people in it prefer raw rainbow unicorns! everybody knows they carry rainbowtitus, and sparkleetees...

And i want a nyan cat!

I would want one too - if I knew what it was!

Nyan Cat

For PJ -.-

i would join this swap, but the voices in my head told me i had better things to do

@Fatherted Oh no! Now I want one too!

I would join this swap, but there are five partners and in my religion (Alextheism - yes, I am my own god, thank you very much), five is the number of doom, so...unless I want all of my partners to die horrible deaths, I better stay away!!

i'd joui, but my cat doesn't like you

and my imaginary dog ate the swap discription, so i don't know what this swap is all about

Well I really can't join unless you change it to a type 3 I don't know why it is considered electronic. This is definitely time intensive and the postage is gonna be a killer... Let me know if you change it and then id consider

It is reMarcoble how many comments have been made on this swap while I was away from my computer . . . the people in tuis swap are obviously far too picky. I would join this swap if the hostesss banned all the other commenters and deleted all the comments telling her how she should change the swap. Except for mine, of course. Mine are the good ones.

or we could just ban the hostess, maybe some more people would join

and could we get rid of the drunk, farting, glittered rainbow unicorn?

i can't seem to find unicorn helper on the grocery shelf

I would join this swap if I knew for certain all my partners would send me a Monty Python stuffed KILLER RABBIT...sigh

I couldn't possibly join this swap. It is way too many requirements. I mean, really? I have to read all these funny comments?

I would join this swap but the hostess keeps doing this same swap every time...couldn't she be a bit more creative?

I would join this swap but I don't know how to use the Control-F function.

I guess I am going to drop this swap. The hostess hasn't assigned partners yet and I want my partner now.

I would join this swap if I hadn't just spent 3 mins and 35 secs watching a pop tart with head and tail . . .

I would join this swap but I lost one of my boobs today and I'm not altogether here. (really, I am still looking for the $275 boob for my left side, hope the dog didn't find it first).

Are any of these comments being tested on animals? If so, I can't join this swap.

I'm also highly allergic to alpacas and goats (not really but I could be and don't want to find out) so I hope I wouldn't be receiving any of those if I did join this swap. Especially if the goat (or alpaca) had had comments tested on it . . .

I would join this swap only if you add the requirement that my partner must publicly thank me in the forums for the extras I put in, to make sure everyone knows what an awesome and giving person I am.

i would join this swap if everyone who has already commented went and posted to all there friends that this swap is the dumbest one of them all. i mean who else wants to pay $44.95 per person, if there international it is so much more. at 5 people that is alot of money. we should be out enjoying the spring air instead of wanting to join dumb meaningless swaps.

I would join this swap if the hostess knew how to host a swap. I would join this swap if everyone would stop having so much fun. I would join this swap if there was a better swap explanation. I would join this swap if there were real people as my swap partners. I would join this swap if the cooked unicorn could be shared around. I would join this swap if there was a desert recipe to follow the unicorn. I would join this swap if someone gave me a bottle of red wine, now. I would join this swap if someone gave me a cure for hayfever. I would join this swap if there is a rock-solid guarantee that the postal service wont lose this comment. I would join this swap if everyone would stop using my oxygen. I would join this swap if could control the universe. I would join this swap if I could blah, blah, blah, blah...... I would join this swap if the folks that have gone before me would stop making me laugh so hard that my facial cheeks are cramping, I wet my pants and my family are staring at me cause I'm on the floor doing all this. I would join this swap, just to say Thanks for reading. Cheers, FreddFudd {:-D

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

I would join this swap but ...I don't get it...nothing makes sense except the stuff about the unicorns, but I can't find it anywhere in the description...could you rewrite it please?

The rainbow unicorns may be recycled. The comments, handmade or not, MAY NOT BE RECYCLED. Do I have to spell out everything for you peoples? Where is my option for intergalactic swaps? GAH!

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

I would join this swap if I didn't have to go and change my pants too!

... oh, and alpacas are hypo-allergenic!

don't alpacas spit? i don't want to receive spit all over MY swap.

Can I get fries with mine?

NO, SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, no comments knit with alpaca yarn. I will wheeze and break out in hives. Haha, leave it to me to react to hypoallergenic animals.

Enough, already, with the animal bashing! How do I report this to admin?

who has the "boys" to change the subject?

I'm allergic to all caps. Please don't send me a comment in all caps. I may die.

I would join this swap if there weren't tattletales in our midst. Who cares if an alpaca or two gets shaved? The stench off their thick wool probably contributes to global warming anyway. Next someone will get mad when people shave and/or wax their cats! That is so 1970!

you shaved/waxed your cat? how badly did the cat mangle you?

Do you suppose a wet alpaca smells like a wet tent? Thoughts?

i would tell you, but my brain is farting at the moment

I would join this swap if I could show the Canadian,smells-like-a-wet-tent, ass-face of a hostess and all you intergalatic, unreal, recycled, cooked unicorn lovin' people, who forget to use bubblewrap in your swaps, have wet pants and have no life other than Swap-Bot that alpacas can spit really big green smelly lumps!

My excuse is that I am an Aussie and I'm not sure what I am doing on any day cause I can't think very fast on my butt.

Thank You and Good Afternoon.

I still haven't received my damn pony from the last swap. Can the hostess PLEASE check for flakers?????

are you sure you didn't get your pony? or do you just want a second one?

I would join this swap if the hostess would 100% guarantee that she would track down any flakers especially, from any swaps that I'AM involved with, throw some alpaca spit at them, grab misscorbeau's damn pony, break wind and leave them with an empty mail-box. Its not rocket-science...... Oh and I am still an Aussie. Does that mean I'm intergalactic? {=0

I want a damn pony, tooooooooo!!!

i'd join if i'm guarenteed earthling partners, unless the hostess chips in the bulk of the postage.

oh. by the way-ET phone home

about the ponies, they will just get held up in customs

and they do eat like horses

I would join this swap if the rating requirements were lower....like maybe a 3.0???? Helllllooooo.....it wasn't my fault that the hostess wanted the swaps sent out while I WAS ON VACATION IN TIMBUCKTOO......They don't have post offices in TIMBUCKTOO and I was there for 5 months.....It wasn't my fault that I flaked on 73 of my swaps....like I said I was in TIMBUCKTOO and it was the hostess' fault for setting the send out dates while I was out of the country....sooooooooooooo if you would lower the rating to 3.0 I will be happy to join....enuf said.

I would join this swap if you could guarantee me that my partner would rate me a 5 and give me a heart....it's not my fault that all of my partners want wierd things that I can't find and really have no idea what they are talking about. It's not easy being me. So, how 'bout it....going to give me a guarantee on the rating or not???

I would join if the Aussie Customs Officers were a little more nicer and allow a pony through with no quarantine papers....it's just a pony.

Oh and if I am intergalactic then this will cost me a fortune. So the hostess had better chip-in for all of my postage to my 5 partners otherwise I could look like the woman in picture above but wearing a black shirt.

I would joing this swap if that picture that is on this swap was turned upside down and had a red background. If you change this picture, I will join.

I would join this swap if I knew what the heck the requirements are. Can someone please explain it to me in a language I can understand????

Marco

I would join this swap if it was attached to a group....I have a thing about "wanting to belong"....being a part of a group makes me feel like I'm part of a bigger picture....when you attach this to a group then I'll join. For now I'm just watching....over and out.

I would join if the hostess would just wise-up and list this swap in every language known to man/woman and the entire galaxy!

Polo

Including Jupiterian!

My alpaca would join this swap if people would stop talking about his spitting habits!

როგორ შევაფასო თუ რა კომენტარი რომ ჰგავს ეს გააკეთა ვიღაცამ გარდა ჩემი პარტნიორი? არსებობს წესი შესახებ შევცვალე რეციკლირებული კომენტარი?

我怎麼評價，如果我得到一個註釋，看起來就像是由我的合夥人以外的人嗎？有一個關於交換再生意見的規則嗎？

Ինչպես եմ գնահատում, եթե ես մի մեկնաբանություն, որ կարծես թե պատրաստվում են ինչ - որ մեկի, բացի իմ գործընկեր. Կա կանոն մասին swapping վերամշակված լուս.

હું તો હું એક ટિપ્પણી કે લાગે છે કે તે મારા જીવનસાથી કરતાં અન્ય કોઇ વ્યક્તિ દ્વારા કરવામાં આવ્યું હતું કે કેવી રીતે દર છે? ત્યાં રિસાયકલ ટિપ્પણીઓ swapping વિશે નિયમ છે?

ווי טאָן איך קורס אויב איך באַקומען אַ באַמערקן אַז קוקט ווי עס איז געווען געמאכט דורך

עמעצער אנדערע ווי מיין שוטעף? איז עס אַ הערשן וועגן סוואַפּינג ריסייקאַלד באַמערקונגען?

ฉันจะให้คะแนนถ้าฉันได้รับความคิดเห็นที่ดูเหมือนว่ามันถูกทำโดยคนอื่นที่ไม่ใช่คู่ของฉันได้อย่างไร มีกฎเกี่ยวกับการแลกเปลี่ยนความเห็นกลับมาใช้ใหม่?

Как мога да оценили, ако получа коментар, който изглежда сякаш е направен от някой, различен от моя партньор? Има ли правило за смяна на рециклирани коментари?

I would join if the hostess could 100% guarantee that she will only allow the really nice, funny, little-bit-left-of-centre folks to join this swap cause our world needs peace and harmony in order to continue its wonderful journey in this amazingly unknown galaxy of ours. Peace, Love and Hope Dudes and Dudettes.

Oh and especially Jupiterians with "dry" pants, hopefully {=)

I would join if "draco" would stop wearing those "smarty pants" - show-off.....Is the hostess paying any attention to my comments, they are so VIP and life changing! I think I might just cry if my demands are not met {:-((

I would join this swap, except it's 10 p.m. at night, and I try to avoid eating rainbow unicorns after dark. They go straight to my hips . . .

I would join this swap, but it is full of people trying to take a dish of unicorn to a potluck. How uncivilized.

i'd join if there were pictures

Whoa.

Did anyone else notice that Jan's alpaca is trying to join the swap? Alpacas are strictly and thoroughly forbidden on swap-bot, and any caught trying to enter swaps are required to wash all the dishes from the potluck.

I think you suck as a hostess because you didnt come to my house and serve me food,arnt hostesses suppose to polite? its not polite to not serve people food or drink I would join if you would wear a Easter bunny suit and make me egg salad sandwhichs from the boiled Easter eggs,,,gawd its all about the food for me...im hungry.

all of you are just bat-$hit-crazy

Jealous?

I would join this swap, but i'm to busy LMAO as I ride away on a horned alpaca that's been in the "pot"

your alpaca is on pot?

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

stop copying me

No. You denied me fries. :-P

I would join this swap if those that are bat-$hit-crazy could clean their acts up and get a life outside Swap-Bot so that the rest of us could get on with our important little lives.....

Oh pictures would be good as well!

Leave the spitting alpaca at the door, please!

google www.whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.com

I can't join this stupid swap because my alpaca has me up in the sky WAY TO HIGH from all that "pot" luck crap. He's thinking about crashing in on sebastian122 and draco's party right now... WATCH OUT BELOW!

I'm willing to angel this swap. For money. FYI.

Marco

i won't say polo

hey, you interplanetary people, the men in black people are looking for you

and et needs to use the phone

You're all nucking futs, i'm outta this stupid swap. what was the hostess thinking in the first place?

I would join this swap if the hostess could help me understand (in 4 words only) what everyone is gibbering on about.

Oh and I checked www.whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.com and there are only 3 sites. 2 I can't read cause I only speak Aussie. The other I just don't want to understand cause I am Aussie.

Sebastian, may I remind you you that unicorns, fried or raw are STILL altered horses. Ps I'm not joining this swap because I'll prob get kicked out anyway for recycled comments. Hey, I'm tired, been a long week....

I would join this swap, but I think that woman in the picture looks like a vampire. Why is it always a vampire?

I would join this swap if the hostess could find a "smart-ass" button for all of us, like "draco" has......it's not fair {:-((

I would join this swap if I could be guaranteed that my alpaca would be named "Draco". All other need not apply...

sorry (NOT!!!!), i took the only smart-ass button. like they, first come, first serve. bwaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa!!!

Oh I forgot, I'm not joining this suck ass swap. Please continue...

PLEASE? You guys are cracking me up!

oh, go suck on an air biscuit

I would join this swap if the hostess could remove any 'silly' people from the sign-up list and leave the normal (like me) people to enjoy this swap with fun and frivolity!

I am crying that my demands are not being answered. I don't care what time of day it is - everyone should be awake and responding a.s.a.p. to this comment list!

I would join this swap, but the only exotic recipe I have is for BBQ camel, with chicken and sheep and my sheep are all black. Can I use your extra rainbow unicorn instead of the sheep? I also need about 10 cords of fresh dead wood for the BBQ - please PM me as to when it can be delivered by Canada Post - thanks

i tried to be normal once, worst five minutes of my live

I would join this swap if I can share a secret sssshhh.... some of us Aussie's can't do normal either, I was just pretending bwaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa!!!

I would also like to angel this swap and send out some cooked Kangaroo drumsticks. They are a little large but I'm sure that Customs Officers in most countries would allow them through.......

I would totally join this swap if people weren't commenting so much. Can you only allow people who aren't so talkative in this swap? I don't want to receive comments that babble on and on.

And all of this talk about rainbow unicorns. I will only join this swap if my whole unicorn isn't rainbow, just it's mane and tail.

I would join this swap if all these other people didn't want it their way. I mean, I can only please one person a day and today is NOT your day!!!

I would join this swap if the requirements were more specific, regarding the size of my comment and the dimensions of the rainbow unicorns. Should my comment be 5 x 5cm? Because I live in the Middle East and our comments only come in 5 x 4cm or 5 x 8cm.

And what about this rainbow unicorn thing? How can I possibly grow a rainbow unicorn in such little time, that meets these requirements? What if it's a pastel rainbow unicorn, or a metallic one?

The lack of specifics is interfering with my creativity. I cannot join until I receive rigid instructions on how to create.

I would join this swap...if you could pleeeeeeeze extend the deadline, I still haven't found my boobie and I'm having flashbacks of glittering unicorns (why, oh why, can't they be rainbow unicorns?).

I would join this swap if all the "over actors" could be forwarded to the rear of the queue and take those unicorns - oh, hang on, I think I just included myself in that! ROFLMAO

I totally agree with @missashley , I didn't even think about size requirements! It's going to be almost impossible to grow/find a rainbow unicorn that fits within a certain envelope size.

I would join this swap except that a whole herd (pack?) of alpacas has congregated on my front lawn and is holding me hostage in my own home, so I wouldn't be able to get to the post office to send my comments in time.

Oh @PJ I hope you're my partner. That comment gets a 5 and a star in my book anyday.

I would join, but I'm allergic to unicorns. Especially the ones who barf and fart rainbows.

I would join this swap if I could get a handmade, recycled, rainbow, glow-in-the-dark comment printed on a unicorn..

@PJ - if you see my alpaca (McLaren) in that herd, please send him home! I want to paint him and see if I can pass him off as a rainbow unicorn so I can join this swap!

Ok now I really can't join this swap. There are too many comments to read and just skimming all of them gives me a headache. I will change my mind and join if someone gives me cliff notes on what Alpacas are doing in what I thought was an intergalactic rainbow unicorn swap.

I found him! Look how jealous his paddock-mate is!

I would join this swap but there are way tooooo many talented, smarty-pant people already on this list.

What a good idea! If I can manage to trap one of those alpacas and disguise it as a rainbow unicorn, I think it will fit better in an envie than if I handmade a real unicorn. So maybe I will join this swap . . . Not!

I wont join this swap until it can be guaranteed that my unicorn is actually a an alpaca in disguise, but it must also be in full drag.

Hey! My alcohol ink won't stick to these comments! I can't join this swap if I have to buy new craft supplies.

I would join this swap but I'm intimidated by the good teeth of the lady in the photo

I would also consider joining this swap...but alas I am allergic to rainbows, they bring me out in hives and what use are hives? You can't zentangle a hive.

I would join this swap if ixykix would join and give me her hives for my bees.

FIVE partners? I'm supposed to handcraft FIVE comments? I mean, can't I just photocopy the same comment five times and stick a different coloured glitter star sticker in the corner of each one?

I would join this swap if Jaichan could guarantee Jan as one of my swap partners so I could swap my hives for some honey.

I would join this swap if the swap requirements demanded covering an envie in alpaca stickers, but I've just remembered that those aren't available in the UK. So I might have to use cat stickers instead, they're in plentiful supply here. One fluffy animal is much like another, right?

@Jan that is the fucking ugliest rainbow unicorn I have ever seen. Just sayin! Oh yeah and this swap sucks balls.

I would join this swap if people would just be honest and say what is on their mind!

Nope! That's it! No way can I join a swap where people malign my precious McLaren! Just sayin ...

@BassClarinetNerd (going waaaaay back ...) I would join this swap if comments cost only $1.05! Comments on Jupiter cost $1.90 each - $2.40 if they're in an envie!

I would join this swap if old Fuddly Fredd would stop all the babbling. PLEASE, you're giving me a headache

The alpaca picture made me wheeze. How can I possibly be expected to work today covered in hives? Bah! BAH!

WHERE IS MY OPTION FOR INTERGALACTIC???

I would join this swap if old Star Gaser would stop star gazing and get on her bike. PLEASE, I've got a headache from stargazing.

well a rainbow alpaca maaaaaaay entice me to join this swap but shouldnt it be for Australia only then it won't cost me an arm and a leg to send, and you know people are so hard to get hearts out of these days, I think you should have it in the swap description that is @neca84 is your partner you must def give a heart because we should all feel honoured that she has joined.... AND I can also tell if your comment is handmade or purchased.... beware

I will only join this swap if everything is purple...no rainbows, no black letters no weird animals....just purple

@DonnaLeeDesigns I have some cords that I can send via Canada Post, they are the colour of wood......... I'm not sure if they are flammable or not Oh and I am NOT sorry for hijacking your swap :P

I would join this swap but but I have some concerns;

હું તો હું એક ટિપ્પણી કે લાગે છે કે તે મારા જીવનસાથી કરતાં અન્ય કોઇ વ્યક્તિ દ્વારા કરવામાં આવ્યું હતું કે કેવી રીતે દર છે? ત્યાં રિસાયકલ ટિપ્પણીઓ swapping વિશે નિયમ છે?

Secondly, our host is an original member, well OF COURSE SHE IS! you know what that means! Because no one has the balls to bring it up I WILL, this swap is a bit racist.......really, rainbow only....come on. All those sterotypes...plaid are soooo lazy..paisley are not very bright and guess what, gingham are not cheap, some of my best friends are gingham unicorns & they often offer to pay! You guys are so unfair & missashley was the only one with enough courage to bring up other unicorns, shame on all of you. I would also consider joining this swap if there was a mention of hearts! Isn't that why we join all of these swaps? She who dies with the most hearts WINS. Another HUGE reason I cannot join this swap is because there seems to be NO purple smash book...OMG

So if the original member, unicorn racist, heart holdin host could get her intergalactic act together, perhaps I would consider joining. Believe it ladies, you want me to join because I give great swapbot :o]

Jaichan didn't say anything about the comments having to be hand made in the description. I joined this stupid swap and then went to the Mega Lo Mart (all the way down to Texas even) and bought my comments in bulk so you all will just have to suck it up and get over it. And for anyone else interested, comments are on sale there for a great price.

I would join this swap if I could just get some sleep, zzzz { -)

I'm afraid of comments slapping. I mean, I put a LOT of work into my comments and with my luck I'll get a partner who just slaps a comment together with no thought or artistic intent.

Wet intent.

ok well here goes .... much as i love the idea of this swap jaichan is stealing her own ideas and running the swap again i DONT want a rainbow unicorn but i would like 7 partners then i can have a unicorn for each colour of the rainbow and they must be glitter covered, i want the whole of the earth excluding from the swap and it would be helpful if i hadnt spent the last hour reading all this crap ... so HOST delete all useless people from the swap and only keep the ones with relevent comments plz :D happy swapping

I like Sam's idea. I think the hostess should delete all comments but my partners. Then I would join.

plkohlgtvydesweaznmbh

sorry about that, my cat had something to say about this swap

There are 10 people watching. What do you think they're afraid of?

i think they are pleading the 5th

I would join this swap, but I'm sure there are people not of my religion and I don't want to receive any religious comments that might offend me.

I would join this swap if the hostess would just agree to everyone's terms and conditions, unicorns, alpacas, rainbows, draco's cat. intergalaticarians (say that fast 3 times) and lets just get on with the comments for goodness sake.

I have know idea where I'm going to find a unicorn down under here.

Those 10 people are obviously wondering where they get a unicorn as well.

I would join this swap, but I don't think this is a real melting pot. I only support swaps who have more than one color spectrum.

‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›

I would join this swap but the host hasn't included a tutorial on how to make the comments. It's just sloppy and will result in everyone having something unique.

I also can't join this swap as there are far too many pro-unicorn supporters and I couldn't possibly send to such people.

5 partners is just silly. 4 is a much more reasonable amount.

I would join this swap but I've never been in an electronic swap before and I am concerned! I DO NOT want to get rated down if my computer is not working the last day I can post a comment. I have posted a comment for the coordinator and sent several PM's within the past 30 seconds, but no response. I am trying to find out where we post comments. Seems like a lot of work.

I would join if somebody would invite me for a dinner first.

If my husband is on the computer and I can't post, do people usually give extensions?

ok well the 10 watchers are obviously martians.... can we have strawberry pavlova as a requirement plz and all swappers send to me :)

@aiah you're invited to dinner, but you're bringing everything, cooking and cleaning up

This is hilarious! I haven't stopped laughing ..... oh wait, I was suppose to do some bashing not laughing ......

RAK commercial That counts, doesn't it???

I would join if people would stop complaining about why they aren't joining.

It seems, according to the picture, that you have to be dark haired (naturally) with perfect teeth and a white shirt. I have neither of those. I'm currenty wearing a red shirt, haven't brushed my teeth yet (they're not straight anyway) and I dye my hair dark. So I don't meet the qualifications to join this swap.

I'm not joining unless the hostess restricts 'ahem' certain members to one comment only so I don't have to read thru so many to rate.

Oh, and I can't spend $5 per person at the dollar store so I like to throw garbage into an envie and since that isn't allowed, I'm out.

And my Kawaii stuff I like to send is off-brand and no name so forget it!

And I never protect my matchboxes properly and since they have to be mailed safely and not arrive crushed, #%%^*+ you!

And someone spelled Timbucktoo wrong and I'm offended even tho I have no vested interest in the place (where the Nile river ends for those ignorants who joined this swap and aren't smart enough to know that) and have never lived or visited there, I'm leaving.

And someone named @Fatherted joined and when I read it too quickly I wondered why @Farthead joined and that name is gross so I'll go elsewhere.

But I ignore swap hostess rules and send someone else's work for what should have been 23!!! handmade ATCs anyways so I'll happily join!

I think you need to change the #4 as it's unlucky in some countries and will keep people, like me, from joining.

I would join if what I thought was @Fathearted (like me) hadn't turned out to be @Fatherted (Thanks for the reminder @thebragal )

I would join if there weren't so many people in here that are funnier than me!

what's taking so $#@^&#!*& long to ass the artners?

as far as @fatherted goes, i still read it as @farted

@draco We have something in common!!!

I'm late to the comments because I was busy tending my alpacacorns. Damn things are so hard to martians to.

I would join this swap if the description wasn't written with correct English and proper punctuation. I prefer my swap descriptions completely illegible with single letters used as words and spelling that leaves me scratching my head.

I would also like to point out to my partners that I am DEATHLY allergic to dust, smoke, cats, polyester, dogs, kawaii, peanuts, vanilla, 64lb paper, stickles, couch cushions, strawberries, green tea, black tea, pencil lead, stamp adhesive, wheat breat, white bread, Canadian things, lavender soap, ice, all flavored coffee, regular coffee, and chartreuse.

I don't have a Keurig or children.

My husband would like to receive anything orange, rice, B movies on DVD, minty gum (spearmint, not peppermint, wintermint, or whatevermint), boxer briefs in a XL, white cotton socks, left handed spatulas, and cognac.

*so hard to feed martians to.

@sebastian122 , just because we may have something in common, doesn't mean you're getting your french fries

How dare @LynnViolet call @Jaichan a racist! @Jaichan is one of my very best friends on the internets and she is NOT A RACIST. She is a chef and everyone knows chefs know no races (unless edible).

I wasn't going to join anyway because of personal reasons (PM me if you need to know the details). Now that @LynnViolet has besmirched the hostesses name I definitely won't join unless her comments are removed from this swap page! Also I insist that @LynnViolet make a formal apology thread in the public forum.

Finally I expect her offense here to be held against @LynnViolet for the rest of her time on Swapbot. I personally plan to bring it up in every thread she posts in and will also make a separate section of my profile dedicated to nasty comments about her.

Tch. Fry hoarder.

I can't join this swap - talk about racism - FRENCH fries??? What about Italian fries, Spanish fries, or even Kiwi fries?

FYI @Jan for a while they were known as liberty fries. But I'm Canadian so I prefer poutine

ohhhh.poutine....yum

wanders off to feed the unicorns and eat the fries from whatever continent

We were in the Netherlands earlier this week and the fries there were served with mayo. It was yummy!! But unless my partner sends me some, I'm not joining.

Hahah... an old university nickname of mine is 'Fryqueen'. True story. My old roommate gave it to me after he thought I had eaten all the hash browns (I hadn't). The name stuck.

STILL WAITING ON INTERGALACTIC STATUS!!!

the men in black have all the intergalactic beings held up at the border. from there, i think they're going to area 51

@sebastian122 dont you eat the fries with majo? whatelse could you use? o.O

And to the HOST! ban everyone who make fun about my username! fart I dont join if you dont ban everyone!

Some nerve calling out the watchers! Isn't it obvious why they are not joining this swap? Look and learn people; look and learn.

Everyone else.

Sebastian122 secret profile picture.

oh, did we get sick of picking on farting unicorns and alpacas? now you have to start in on farting pandas!!!!! shame on you. wait til the ASPCA hears about this

PFF! I am WWF member, i am not afraid of Pandas!

WWFD? What Would Fatherted Do

Ketchup, of course. Mayo is a mid-west fry condiment and the mayo in Amsterdam was more akin to Miracle Whip, i.e. it's sweeter than I'm used to. It was good though.

I'm thinkin' we should start feeding the various animals in this thread fries. =D

@ceecee I'm coming to Canada next month - I must try those! Oh I can't join this swap because I'm off to Canada in less than a month and it's going to take me that long to reread all these comments! It will take me that long because I keep having to change my pants! :(

@draco at least they both have the decency to look embarrassed! I couldn't join this swap if they didn't!

I would join this swap

if the lady at the top

had done her hair, and both her eyes

were the same #*%#@% size!

talking about the fries is making me thirsty. who has a screw driver?

sorry, i have to drop out because my cat is going psycho and chasing imaginary things around her apartment (too bad i'm the one who has to pay the rent)

I'm thinking about dropping out of this swap. The last time that I participated I expected at least a new $7 value comment from each of my partners. I spent days pouring over my partners' profiles, compiling my comments, and cleaning them of cat dander. Not to brag, but I felt like my comments were worth about $15 each. What did I get in return? I was sent a comment that had clearly been purchased at a dollar store bin and then was left sitting in someone's basement for several years. Somebody let their five-year old compile my second comment. (The swap guidelines need to specify comments may only be left by adults!) The third comment was very nice and I wish I could use it but it smells like cheap cigars. I am still airing it out on the clothesline.

I would join this swap, but @Jan used the word "paddock-mate" & that makes me uncomfortable.

Plus, I know that Alpacas are creatures of Satan & their spit will send you straight to hell :(

Alright....c what I mean???? I can't join this swap because someone wants to complain about the way I spelled Timbucktoo....who says my spelling isn't the "original" spelling of the place??? Huh? Huh? Maybe someone decided to start spelling it differently....Timbuktu formerly also spelled Timbuctoo and Timbuktoo....see....who really knows what time it is? Did someone ask for the time??? This place is ridiculous....too many eyes spying on each other....I can't join, sorry....UNLESS you change the rules to specify: NO SPYING....then maybe I'll join.

PS- I PMed my partner who sent the moldy comment from her basement and notified her that I would have to leave a "3" because the comment clearly did not live up to standards. She offered to post another comment so I went ahead and rated her a five. Her replacement comment arrived three weeks later and was about reward stickers. It doesn't seem fair to change the 5 back to a 3 because she DID post a new comment and it doesn't say anything in the swap rules (although it should!) stating no comments about reward stickers. But anyone could figure out I don't want a comment about reward stickers! PMing swap host to ask what I should do...

I would join if it doesn't involve unicorn barf or panda poop. Because I don't deal well with bodily fluids.

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

I didn't type this earlier because it is something I don't like to think about. But I feel it must be said. When I was about eight years old my parents took me to a petting zoo and a llama that I was trying to pet spit on me. (Told you this would be hard.) The seemingly harmless alpaca posts in this thread are bringing back this bad memory. There are probably many of us who have had similar experiences and are afraid to share. We know that alpaca posts hurt. But nobody ever thinks of the harm they cause when they post about alpacas. Therefore, I am staring a new group. It will be Good Swappers Hurt by Posts about Alpacas (GSHPA). It will be a place of love and support. Please join us. (No alpacas or llamas allowed).

Also, I am still waiting for the swap host to answer my PM about whether I should change the earlier 5 back to a 3 for the resend on the moldy comment. If I do not hear in the next few minutes, I will probably have to drop this swap.

I would join this swap but woman in the picture is seriously freaking me out! I can see me dreaming of her dressed up like Pennywise with fork and knife in her hands chasing rainbow unicorn around the Strawberryland! Who would want to dream that?!!!

I would join this swap but I got a 1 last year. How long do those stay on your permenent record!!! and I don't meet the requirements for this swap and it is too bad because it seemed like it would be a fun swap. I would have partners who rated on my good taste and my ability to make comments. And it doesn't involve me messing up my craft desk anymore and it doesn't involve me going to the dollar store nor Micheals or Jo-Ans or Hobby Lobby to buy something that I know I have but can't find. but I can't be in this swap because I don't meet the requirements.

BTW, I don't think hostess is doing her job in this swap moderating comments!!! It says: don't be mean in swap description and here are people eating unicorns, talking trash about pandas and alpacas! That ain't right!!!

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

I'm not joining. My pooting unicorn would though, if potting unicorns were allowed in this crappy excuse for a swap...

I would join this swap but I don't really understand what I'm supposed to do. Are newbies welcome? I don't get it. Can you provide clearer instructions?

So is it 5 comments at a point per? And what exactly are we emailing?

I can't find the link to see who I'm supposed to send to... HELP!!!!!

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

I think it is OK to swap recycled comments if you make it clear the the comments are not made by you, and if they were first posted in a swap held a month that does not have a vowel in its name, in the English version..........or if it has been first translated into vowel-free Middle Egyptian hieroglyphs by one of the camelids previously mentioned in these comments ( in which case, none of the first lot of stipulations will apply and any comments may be swapped if they do not breach the Swapbot Guidelines about respect etc.)

I would join this swap if I were allowed to say, "Happy Easter!" But, I'm not. So, I won't.

The Easter Bunny brought snow, not scotch like he was asked. This is a problem. He also brought recycled, handmade comments. This is also a problem.

recycled comments would be ok, but only shop-bought, not handmade.

I can't believe you are forcing people to comment. Everybody knows that no one reads the swap comments. The hosts always forget and that's why three weeks later your demands still haven't been met. Also, I do not like aliens so I will not join if you allow intergalactic swappers.

I would join this swap if SewSouthern has found her missing boobie, I have been so stressed about it since I got the news.

I would join this swap if draco and cat were neighbours cause I love the attitude, must be a trait for the year '67, ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› bwaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa!!!

I would join this swap if 'kiwi' Jan can have time to change her pants before the comments are due to go postal and McLaren can live in peace in his paddock of rainbows.

I would join this swap if StarGazer63 would call me the young one :-)

I would join this swap if the hostess Jaichan would promise to never list such a ridiculously, strange, funny, captivating, viral swap again, cause I am having trouble trying to stop laughing and the post office staff already think I'm strange sending mail all-over-the-world to make me smile.

Thank You and Goodnight!

Are we supposed to send our comments naked?

Marco.

personally i want it to be a level swap,so i want to make something and send it to someone who is ungreatful and who will not rate

Polo.

Still patiently waiting for more people to tell me why they hate me and my ass face.

I would join this swap but I can't stand the hostess, which especially includes her ass face cause she has just shown me that there are so many nice folks on swapbot that the flakers just don't matter and deserve to get bad Karma in return for their flaking.

Jaichan I hope that you are enjoying your new apartment and new job cause with a face like that you need something good coming your way!

again Thank You and Goodnight!

help.......my cat's staring at me

who in the hell is this "marco" freak anyway? and why are some people trying to get a polo game started? oh, are they going to use farting unicorns and alpacas instead of horses?

i'd join if rachel would add a "like" button option for comments

^^^^ Like ^^^^

I would join this swap if the hostess wasn't so needy.

@FreddFudd ..boobie, what boobie????

@Jaichan your intergalactic intuition must be way off if you think I would join a swap that allows my drug-induced twin to post here and get away with it...GAH.

I would join this swap if there were 2 dot dot's after the if, but there are 3 so I'm really going to have to think about it.

what?!? am i the only one who decided against dropping this ^${){)&)&@$$# SWAP? well, more for me

my cat is STILL staring at me.

I'd join but I'm confused about the requirements. I need a tutorial that lays out step by step exactly what I am supposed to do and exactly what supplies I am supposed to buy at Hobby Lobby to make my comments.

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

oops, finger stuttered

And there's no dollar amount. How am I supposed to know if the comments I get are acceptable if there is no dollar amount? This swap seems custom made for questionable swappers and underachievers and that's why I'm not joining it.

-Flounce!-

I'm still not joining this swap and I'm only commenting because I feel this really hasn't been said and someone should really say it. I'd join this swap but the host has only been around since the site started... I'd really like to see her have a little more experience under her belt before she goes hosting swaps willy-nilly like this.

-FLOUNCE!-

And most of the swaps she's done are "Uncategorized"? I mean, what does "Uncategorized" even mean? I just don't feel comfortable with swaps that aren't categorized - seems like trying to get around the rules to me. Swaps need rules. Lots of very very very specific rules - otherwise what am I supposed to complain about later? I would join this swap if it had more Rules and if the host took those Rules a little more seriously. She doesn't seem to get what swapping is really about. And that's it I'm not saying any more about this swap because I'm not even joining it.

-REFLOUNCE!-

Hello! I'm flouncing and no one is begging me to join the swap!? Harumph! I'm really not joining it now. And you're all going to be really sorry because the comments I craft are really awesome and super totally glittery.

-onelastdesperateflounce-

I'm officially not joining this swap because I am offended by pooting unicorns.

as if you don't poot yourself

I can't join this swap because my cat won't let me (my alpaca will though)

@draco I never poot myself - I sometimes poot others though

vantrilliquest (sp?) poots

i wish this swap was more fun. if it was them i would join. but the requirements are impossible to meet. also i don't like swaps that have partners.

I would join the swap but being a newbie I wasn't allowed :( Also pooting unicorns scare me.

I would join this swap if I wasn't limited to twenty at one time - stoopid rule!

@draco ventriloquist

i won't join a swap where people have the nerve to correct my spelling

Can someone please explain what a comment is.

Do we post 1 comment for all 5 partners or 5 comments, 1 for each partner?

Can my kid post the comment instead of me as long as I am there watching her write the comment?

I don't understand what to do with the comments once we recive them. Ugh...this is so confusing!

I won't join a swap where people have the nerve to criticise someone who corrects spelling that is question-marked and was obviously asking to be corrected!

I'm with @jannieb - this is so confusing - I think it's 5 comments for each of 5 partners, so I can't join this swap because it's way too much if I can't use thrift store comments.

are you questioning my question mark? them fighting words

My new group, Good Swappers Hurt by Posts about Alpacas (GSHPA), is looking for officers.

@jannieb Most collectors of comments have special sleeves that they put them in before placing them in shoe boxes, in dark closets where they think to look at them once in a blue moon. Be careful that your comment is the right size to fit the sleeve or you can be rated down.

@Changeling - count me out! I couldn't possibly join a swap with people like you in it!

@draco - are you questioning my correction?

yea, i'm questioning your questioning of my question you seemed to question about my questional spelling question

Someone mentioned Strawberryland, but rainbow unicorns come from Rainbowland. I can’t possibly join a swap where people can’t get their facts straight.

I've been eating jelly beans and reading comments. I can't really handle the sweetness, so I can only eat about five jelly beans in one sitting before I feel my mouth is about to turn into one huge canker sore. I feel the same way about the comments!

I forgot what the swap was all about, and now that i have carpple tunnel from scrolling down the page, i cna't join this swap.....

Marco!

@sebastian122 - where do I get the sleeves? Would anyone like to trade for some comment sleeves? I can trade some of my alpaca jerky for them. LMK!

@jannieb Sadly, not a clue. I shy away from comments as the people who collect them are just too hard to deal with. I did a few comment swaps and had to throw in the towel. Maybe a real comment collector can help. Sorry.

Please if I joined this swap then I would have to read all the other comments then I would have to make sure I had the right amount of glue on my email attachment xo it didn't fall off my email then I would have to figure out if I had to get to the post office the I would remember that the post office doesn't except emails so everything I sent would be returned for no reason what so ever like the last card swap I was in Oh ya then the post offence would say that the other swap card had a bump on the back of it so it wouldn't't fit through the auto canceller so it cost 20 cents more like I should already know that.

I would join if this were a type 3 swap.

I agree @shadowmirror rainbow alpacas defiantly should be type 3.

I would join if this were a type 2 swap.

I would join this swap, but it makes me nervous.

@Moochew12 don't be nervous. My new group, Good Swappers Hurt by Posts about Alpacas (GSHPA), will protect you from those people who have thoughtlessly left scary comments about alpacas. I suspect @Jan may be an alpaca supporter.

Maybe we also need an anti-unicorn group. Has anyone been traumatized by unicorns? Do posts about unicorns dredge up bad memories? If so, somebody should start a GSHPAU group.

@draco - questional??? surely you mean 'questionable'? My spell-checker won't possibly let me join a swap with people who can't spell! (Neither will my alpaca!)

I'll start a GSHPAU group! Those unicorns are upsetting my alpaca - McLaren will be the first to join! @Changeling - what gave me away?

I'd join this swap, but all the talk of alpaca spit has caused me to have a flashback about the time when I took my son to the petting zoo and a goat actually chewed a hole in my pant leg. I am so traumatized with the memory that I'm not sure if I could actually complete the swap in a responsible manner.

I'm also quite appalled at the fact that no hand made comments are allowed. I make it a habit to make as many purchases as possible from indy business and small business that specializes in hand made.

I would join this swap if the hostess (and that face of hers - ugh) could guarantee that I did not have to participate in anymore Easter egg hunts this year - OMG.....I am now a recovering chocoholic and would like to redeem my chocoholism through making comments.

BTW - where do I register to make comments?

I thought i was gonna join, and leave a really cool comment.. AS i began to read through what others were saying, which was REALLY creative i might add, i looked over and realized after 15 mins i had barely begun to read the comments, so i wont be joining coz 1. i do drop the G's off my endings. 2. I am too dang lazy to read all yall's comments, and 3. i hate unicorns!!!

I would join if its guaranteed I receive extra 5s and hearts because i have to read so many comments!

I have a question to the host: How do i handle international comments? How do i know my partners in this swap are international people! And if they have international internet? I want only partners who have international internet pleeeeassee.

I do not use a commercial smash book - I have 2 friends that are in love with them - so why should i buy and send those expense little items and then pay international postage (if I do buy anything of that product I like it for a certain creation I am making - lots of swaps I just do not make that item nor do I want to - eveyrone has a certain type of item or items they like to create and then some themes do not work for some of us anyway . Jan you are tooooooo funny I I do not want to make 5 comments here either

oh geeze I do have to give one more directly to the unhappy hostess - do not let this bother you if no one joins any of your swaps just cancel it and move on I do . Let another theme or idea wander in to your mind an off you go when you are ready Life is way to short to worry about this ok i think i am done and I did not join I just had to comment - felt sorry for hostess letting this bother her

and I love alpacas and unicorns so be nice to them

I would join but my cats are fighting with Draco's cat, and my Nyan cat is riding the farted unicorn rainbow.....it is just too chaotic around here right now! And where did all the books come from?

I would join this swap if there was a guarantee that the postal service at either end would not stuff up and my 5 swap partners and I could enjoy each others comments while watching the spitting alpacas and dancing pootin rainbow unicorns from the comfort of our own living rooms......but, oh no I don't think that will happen....

BTW - will my 5 partners be real people or is all this just pretend?

I would join but my partners have to enclose a gift receipt so i can exchange their comments that suit my complection..... I hope nobody even thinks of flaming on me .

Apparently auto correct made flaking - flaming pffff

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

我怎麼評價，如果我得到一個註釋，看起來就像是由我的合夥人以外的人嗎？有一個關於交換再生意見的規則嗎？

yeah, i see i'm the only one who can't spell

hey, hostess, ass the artners already

Haha draco said ass

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

@Maggie249 - I try (to be funny). BTW I have a furbaby named Maggie. She's watching with disgust as @babswratt 's and @dracos 's cats are fighting - she would never deign to lower herself ... ! That's why I can't join this swap - fighting cats!

... and another thing ... It's the 10th of April already - where are the partners??? I can't join a swap where the host is so sloppy that she doesn't allocate partners on time! Oh wait ... I forget that the rest of the world is so yesterday! Catch up already!

Hey ... where did everyone go? Am I the only one in here? Yoohoo ...

Was it something I said?

I swear it wasn't me who pooted! (I have a new word to use!)

yes, it WAS something you said, or rather did...shame on you for dropping those air biscuits. slso, you deserve a speeding ticket for being in tomorrow already

remind me to never ride an elevator with you and your pooting alpaca

I wouldnt join your dumb poor of an excuse of a swap if my life depended on it. All you do is stupid swaps that folks have to type a bunch of stuff for do a real swap lol.

I cannot join this swap becuase it features a picture of an angry woman. This is clearly a statement about 5th wave feminism and therefore insulting to womankind!

As some of you know, I am a chef. I make fancy pants food for fancy pants people. Today, instead of stuffing my Chicken Cordon Bleu with ham and Swiss cheese, I used recycled comments!

They tasted kinda snarky

It's tomorrow already??? I was going to join the swap but if it's tomorrow then I missed it and can't join . . . where did today go by the way??? Does anyone know??

I can't join this swap because I will think that I have to reference rainbow bunnies in every comment that I make after rating 5 hearts to people who fart.

Rainbow bunnies?? Where did they come into this swap??

i don't remember anything about needing rainbow bunnies. all i can find are the chocolate variety (or what's left on the shelves)

I cant join this swap cause i just don't get it.. the whole thing BLOWs... but i joined it anyways.. I like rainbows... will someone send me rainbows.. lamas are cool too but the whole unicorn thing that's just ridiculous!.. did i mention I love to swwwwwwwwwwwwwap

@draco - I'll have you know my air biscuits don't smell! I couldn't possibly join a swap with someone who thinks I'm smelly!

@Cinnabear - that's what I say every day ... where did the day go?

Did someone mention dayglo bunnies?

... and llamas? When did they appear in this awful swap? (which I WON'T join - no, no, don't beg me - I WON'T!)

I would join only if I received several 13 numbered items delivered by hobbits - naked hobbits. They have really big feet - just saying. I also would join if it was exclusive to redheads and bearded men! BUT NO REDHEADED MEN WITH BEARDS!

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I like bunnies and I cant join because I cant bear to have anymore hearts!

My dog ate my comment, sorry, can't join.

Is Your Mama a Llama?

are you into llama beans?

I won't join this swap because you all are obsessed with this swap!

but I do like rainbow bunnies .........

i'd join, but my cat, rossi, ate my computer's mouse

I have been bothered by this for days now... The term paddock mate is truly offensive .... For that reason I am out

Can't... I'm eating, anyways I hate cold pizza and am not fond of your dumb ideas...duhhhhh.

what's wrong with cold pizza, i think it tastes better that way, and canned pasta straight out of the can

farco

oops, marco

Oh..almost forgot... this swap should be for my kid, so everyone send all their handmade crap to me so I can give it to him. I knew everyone would flake so I'm not joining this sorry swap. I have everyones name and address!!

Cold pizza is good the 2nd day..I'm still not joining this sorry swappp.

i have to ditch this swap, my cat thinks it's taking away from her attention and the petting she is so loudly insisting she gets

A one L lama is a priest, a 2 L llama is a beast.

Won One was a race horse

To Too was one too

Won One won one race

And To Too won one too

who? what?

For all those who DON'T live in New Zealand ... Paddock = field, meadow, grassy fenced area. Mate = friend, bff, someone who helps you out in a crisis. I can't join a swap with people who don't speak NooZild!

One-one was a race horse

Two-two was one too

One-one won one race

and Two-two won one too

Bessy met a bus

and the bus met Bessy.

The bus was messy

and the mess was Bessy.

^^^ Like ^^^

@Jan oh I knew exactly what it meant.... You dirty bird ;) that was my objection sheesh

This is not school.. I should not be learning about lamas...I only knew about llamas and now my brain will have to delete a file to add that useless info thanks @Sebastian

may the fleas of a 1000 llamas infest your armpits, with no chance to get rid of them

@Jaichan wrote: Today, instead of stuffing my Chicken Cordon Bleu with ham and Swiss cheese, I used recycled comments!

Did anybody sign a consent form specifying your comments could be used as a ham substitute and go inside chicken? I don't think so. One more reason to hate the host, and her face, and her fancy pants commentary-stuffed foodstuff. ;)

I would join this swap if I could have sleeves with cuffs. Yep, I think I might join if I can request all my comments be about sleeves with cuffs. Maybe.

@sebastian122 wrote, "A one L lama is a priest, a 2 L llama is a beast."

That is a good mnemonic device. Here is one I like:

My name is Francis. I am a guy. When you write my name, Please use an "I."

(As opposed to women named Frances who have an "e" in their name.)

I would join this swap but I am soooooooo confused . The hostess said 5 partners but I can't even find One.

It's simple will some one tell the hostess that nothing is simple anymore ? Gee that is why I can't join this swap I do 't know what simple is.

I can't join this swap cause Bessy is messy,

I would join this swap if I could get a comment in but ya'll are just going on and on and who gave permission for that oddball hostess to list her comments - hey - fess up.........

BTW - will there ever be an end to this?

@jannieb @ draco---"Mama a llama"? "Llama beans"???Why hasn't this been shut down? I will not bear witness to the bullying of llamas! Has a llama EVER flaked on you???

I would join this swap, but the host assigned partners two hours before April 9 was Over. I mean, be respectful of other time zones! Two hours? Really? Now I'm doomed because I actually did join this swap. Argh!!

I would join this swap but the tests just came back and my son is now allergic to rainbows and unicorns including all h

His other allergies. So I demand this swap be changed to only include rainbow-free unicorn substitutes.

Also the leave comment button is too easy to press by accident.

I joined the swap.

I enjoyed the swap.

I laughed a lot.

I have know idea what it all really means.

I have posted my ratings.

I have to say - THANK YOU to Jaichan, our fabuloso hostess - what fun. Hope you have a great life, you crazy woman!!!

and Thank You to everyone on the list. What a wonderful group of folks to share some absolutely ridiculous comments with, have a great laugh and .....

SEE U ALL IN THE SWAP HALLS.....Cheers, FreddFudd {:-D

I'm really sorry, but I accidentally hit the join swap button, and the confirmation button too, so I actually joined this swap, but I didn't mean to. I won't be able to send my comments, so could you please just drop me from the swap, please and thank you?

I would join this swap but I can see no "join swap" button. Heeelp!

I lied ... I joined ... I rated ... I archived!

damn, it's too late to drop the swap

what if i don't like you?

I see our ass face hostess hasn't sent yet. I just knew she'd flake!

I would have joined this swap (oops I did) oh well if I had only known I would have to scan over 1000 posts (im exaggerating only a bit here) to finally post this one and now that i left this comment i am still not sure if i did it right

I would join this swap but unfortunately I should have joined last night

I would join this swap if...... never mind I already did

Haha, I'm glad everybody had fun. I should host this more often, along with updating my chef page on Facebook. Eep. Chef Janice MacKay, you need to get your ass face sorted.

I thought paddock was a type of fish....

How do I rate if I get a comment that looks like it was made by someone other than my partner? Is there a rule about swapping recycled comments?

I would join this swap, but I don't want to catch something from it. Go wash it off or something. Use a wirebrush.

I cannot join this swap. Somebody farted rainbows and I don't like rainbows, I like zebra stripe farts. How's the weather where you are? I stubbed my toe. Now I'm definately not joining this swap because I stubbed my toe and your mother dresses you funny.

Fun fact: I first heard the word "paddock" used in Jurassic Park when they were talking about the Raptors cage.

Pollock is the fish @shadowmirror

Or Haddock. There's more than one fish in them thar hills!

Maybe pollock and haddock got together and had babies. Paddocks @Sebastian

I would join but it takes too much time to rate 5 people lo.even though this was so much fun reading all the comments.

Ya know....I shouldn't have joined this swap cause there are just too many people in it. I would have preferred a one on one swap. Can you change that now? Please?

One last thing....

Now that it is too late to back out of this, I really like these swaps. It is so much fun to read all the comments and laugh till the tears roll. You are all so creative and imaginative in your comments. No wonder Swap-Bot has been a good place for me to hang.

I would have liked this swap a lot more if I had actually signed up for it......

im bummed two of my partners havnt posted yet, todays the deadline right?

nevermind i found them buried, what a dork am I

I'm gonna keep commenting, even though the swap is LONG over! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!