Bablefish lyrics!

Okay guys, this is my first time swapping, so please let me know what you think! All feedback is appreciated :)

So this swap is pretty easy. You're going to get three store bought PCs (feel free to alter or whatever you want!) for three partners. You're going to be choosing a song from the Billboard Top 100 songs of 2009. Here's the link: http://newmusicreviews.net/billboard-top-100-of-2009/

Look up the lyrics to whichever song you choose (or type them if you know them), and put them through on Yahoo Babelfish (http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt). It's a translation site. You're going to translate them from English to any other language you want to use, then take that translation and run it back through to English. They should be pretty ridiculous at this point. Feel free to run them through several different languages. When you get to a hilarious English version, put it on a postcard and send it out! Don't tell your partners what song (or songs if you want to use a different one for each partner) you used....let them try to guess! You can tell them what language you ran it through though. If you have a different native language, you can use that as the starting point if it's on Babelfish. That would be interesting to see how it translates too!

Example: "I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans acting up, drink in my cup I could care less what you think I need no permission, did I mention Dont pay him any attention Cause you had your turn But now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me"

to Dutch: "Ik kreeg glans op mijn lippen, houdt een mens op mijn heupen me vast dan mijn jeans Dereon omhoog handelend, drank in mijn kop Ik kon niet minder geven wat u denkt Ik heb geen toestemming nodig, ik vermeldde besteed hem geen aandacht Cuz u had uw draai Maar nu u die gaan leren Wat het werkelijk als me voelt missen"

back to English - this is what you would write on the PC: "I did not get brilliance on my lips, hold people on my hips me then my jeans Dereon omhoog acting, spirits in my head I could less give what thinks you I needs no authorisation, I mentioned spent him no attention Cuz you had your turn but now you that will learn what it feels missing really as me"

No recent no-sends, at least 4.7 rating. Newbies are welcome!