danhoneybun

i have now combined an old account (meaning i have about fourteen ones form two years ago when i was dealing with a lot of deaths and a divorce) with this new one and will be attempting to rectify the old ones alongside doing the new ones, slowly but surely. be patient with me please!

i mostly like things and things... i've moved back to america recently and am in the middle of adjusting to life as a military spouse. i spend pretty much all my time crocheting creatures, getting tattoos, dabbling in taxidermy, and amassing inappropriate collections (vintage "racist" humour, taxidermy, zombie stuff and cupcakes... oh my LORD i live for cupcakes!). i purchase at least ten books and five films a week. my shelves are adorned with wild amounts of information featuring cupcakes, zombies (i'm pretty much completely a zombie fiend. i love all zombie books and films. an inappropriate amount), serial killers and memoirs. i cut my own hair and try quite hard to make myself something that i can be proud of. life is amazing and although i sometimes get down, things are better than they ever could be. i am so happy with where i am today. i am overly passionate and exist entirely on the whim of my emotions when i love something i love it with every ounce of my being. there is never any gray area in my life. i am extreme with everything i do/eat/listen to/watch... everything.

pulp, bright eyes, elvis, new found glory, the eels, etta james, belle and sebastian, the postal service, she and him, camera obscura, slow club, andrew jackson jihad, magnetic fields, concertina turner, aerosmith, Lemar, Ali Pow3rs, broken family band, ok go

i love too many books to name, things that involve zombies and serial killers typically take my heart but i have recently fallen in love with comic memoirs. i love henry rollins & chuck palahniuk. invisible monsters is one of my favourites! i love the authors wally lamb, patricia cornwell & terry pratchett. At the moment i am a slut for any True Crime books. Other books I love are as follows; the reader, perks of being a wallflower, white oleander, the dictionary, shadow baby, grey's anatomy,, the great gatsby, lord of the flies, trainspotting, smack, the last time i wore a dress, choke, the owner's manual for the brain, oryx and crake, a million little pieces, world war z and magical thinking.

hedwig and the angry inch, attack of the schoolgirl zombies, cool hand luke, science of sleep, i love you man, zombieland, spirited away, children of men, BAPS, drop dead fred, the fall, sister act and funny girl, step brothers, the other guys, the hangover, wild zero, the human centipede, breakfast at tiffany's, the frightened woman

i pretty much live my life for crocheting. i like challenging myself with the task of replicating anything i can into a crochet sculpture. when i'm not creating woolen creatures i tend to be baking my little fanny off. i also paint, draw, write and embroider.

i love books, fabric, wool, buttons (interesting), scissors (vintage), taxidermy, anything with owls on, hideous kitchy things, rabbits, 50's decor, 70's decor, mugs, ash trays, glittery nail varnish, cheezy vintage things

actually, the only thing i don't like much are ATC's. other than that, i'm fairly easy to please.

OH! and also, i have my ears stretched (33mm), so i can't wear normal-sized earrings, so please do not get them for me. i can't wear them.

i pretty much love all food all the time. i spent a lot of time traveling through europe and have done a lot of research on a lot of asian and eastern european snacks and cuisine. i am bonkers for most foods... flavours i love are wasabi, chocolate (all but white), salt and vinegar, grape, dodol and, well... anything. i love all flavours and snacks but aniseed (black licorice). i'm game to pretty much anything else. all fruits, vegetables, sweetnesses, etc. i like to be wowed with weird and wonderful flavours as well!

as easy as i am to please, i can't help but say that i DO have specific things i'm always on the hunt for... these things are as follows:

Sakura jelly pens, vintage aprons, cardigans (granny-style), british snackfoods, glittery nail varnish, crazy tights or leggings, fabric with interesting images or patterns, ties, taxidermy, anatomy-related information/books, wasabi ANYTHING, anything with cupcakes on, mittens, cute or embellished headbands, anything 50's style or related, cupcake cases, gel food colourings, buttons (any buttons all the time), interesting snackfoods or treats, plugs (for my stretched ears, size 33mm) and tacky jewelery.